Trump Visited the Border Wall to Cheer Himself Up, Jimmy Fallon Says

“Yep, Trump visited the wall today, because in time of crisis, it’s important to be with your loved ones.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Trump said he loves barriers that block dangerous things — then went back to not wearing a mask.” — JIMMY FALLON

“It was quite a scene when Trump arrived, especially when his entire staff hopped the wall into Mexico. [Imitating Trump staff] ‘Adios! See you at my book signing!’” — JIMMY FALLON

“Yep, Trump celebrated the 200th mile of his wall, even though the border is 2,000 miles long. Instead of finishing the wall, Trump’s going to keep people out with a giant banner that says, ‘Home of the coronavirus.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“As he said, Trump is going to Arizona to celebrate building 200 miles of wall, but there’s a problem with that number — it’s not the number, ’cause the grand total of new wall where there was no wall before is three miles. So, three miles in a little more than three years, it’s 2,000 miles of border to cover, so he just needs to be president for 2,000 more years.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“And if the wall and banner don’t work, Trump has an even better idea to keep people out — he’s going to build a ramp with a very slight decline at the end. [Imitating Trump] ‘They’ll never, ever be able to get off that ramp, not with leather bottoms. Very slippery with leather bottoms. By the way, I know Leather Bottoms and I have not had any relationship with her. Leather and I are purely professional.’” — JIMMY FALLON

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